FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.

No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

by djkahlie October 22, 2010

joshua flack

Joshua Flack is a man whom has a Big Penis

Damn that's big Joshua Flack

by HotVelvetNugget August 30, 2016

Flerck

A flirty, nerdy jock. Pretty much the perfect guy, with a little bit of everything. Flercks get good grades, play several varsity sports, and can always make a girl laugh.

Lauren: Hey Michael what's up?
Michael: Not much, I just got done with soccer practice, and now I'm heading to a study session for AP Calc. But after that want to hang out?
Lauren: Wow you're such a flerck! And that sounds good! I'll see you later!

by WastingDayligt September 6, 2010

flack

One paid to represent the views of an individual, group, or organzation, such as a communications specialist, press secretary, spokesperson, or public relations counsel. Usage note: do not confuse with flak, meaning (in modern usage) opposition, especially when particularly contentious.

The flack for the tobacco company took flak over his statement that cigarettes were not proven to cause cancer.

by A. Flack November 19, 2007

Farckle

Motorcycle accessory, not necessarily a functional one. Believed to be originated in the forums of Advrider.com.
Derivations of the word include: Farckling, Farckle-aholic and Well-Farckled.

My next farckle will be a set of Piaas for the bike.
I am in the process of farckling my GS.
I am an admitted Farckle-aholic.
I just pulled the trigger on a well-farckled V-Strom.

by DracaJam March 30, 2008

Flarch

Audible farting while having sex.

Silent farting is a slarch.

While riding my boyfriend reverse cowgirl, I flarched.

by mcglade August 15, 2010

Flacky

Slacking, being lazy.

"Hey, you're getting a little flacky today."

by Vincenzo January 25, 2004