non-flakey friend

Someone who doesn't flake on you when you make plans with them. These people aren't pussys

I wish Kenny and Seth were non-flakey friends. They never follow through with fun stuff.

by Flakescantbetamed February 22, 2017

Flakey

A Term to describe something that is just below the level of mediocre.

Not impressive, or worth mentioning.

“Check out this new game!” -Guy 1

“This looks flakey as fuck…” - Guy 2

“…” - Guy 1

by hcemkek August 8, 2021

Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

Flakey

Someone who blows thing out of proportion with no accurate excuse. They just end up making the whole situation worse.

Yo that hoe chloe is so flakey she's still mad that I didn't get her fucking breakfast when her lazy ass couldn't get it herself.

by Hadenharlyn March 10, 2017

Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.

“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”

by Truffle pig December 15, 2021