selfie flagellation

self-deprecating selfie-taking

Did you see the selfie flagellation those tourists just did again a moment ago?

by 🅰️ December 7, 2024

Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.

I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.

by sugafiend February 3, 2025

fågelsången

Fågelsången is a café that is like any other café and shares common trends with all the cafés that exist, such as expensive desserts and sugar coated stuff that you could make by yourself and it's less expensive if you would be smart enough to do it by yourself.

They have comfortable seats though and nice interior so im happy about that

Person1: Vill du gå till Fågelsången?

Person2: Jag har inte tillräckligt med pengar

Person1: Jahapp då är vi inte vänner längre

by Uppsapa January 13, 2017

Flangellated

Similar to flagellated, but means to be pussy-whipped

That boy does anything his Mrs wants, he’s totally flangellated

by Wirey Streak of Piss February 23, 2023

Flangellated

To be pussy whipped

He does anything for her, he’s completely Flangellated

by Wirey Streak of Piss February 23, 2023