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flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis
my girl loves a nice flacid punch
by Therealkei May 23, 2016
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Flacid hinka

When you are really high and forget how to say weed
Yooo pass me the flacid hinka

Thats some flacid
Holy shit I see flacid
by J. Cusbin June 30, 2022
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flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else
i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night
by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016
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Flacid Rain

Flacid Rain is when a man ejaculates with a flacid penis.
I was knackered and couldn't get hard but when she started sucking me off I got flacid rain.
by TheCommonestOfDandys June 7, 2014
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flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.
Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.
by t.ajnigga July 4, 2016
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flacidism

Purposely imagining something displeasing to qwell an erection.
Look at that fat couple having sex!". "That's pretty sick, I think I'll use that as my new flacidism.
by Tielur July 20, 2011
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