Manhattan Flapjack

A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym.

Did you hear about Jim? He and his girlfriend did the Manhattan Flapjack. They're gods.

by Lunchboxpanda June 20, 2010

flapjacks

low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.

When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

flabbage

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.

The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.

by JGMcD May 6, 2007

Flapjackoff

Catching air on your pancake flap but regretfully finding the floor.

Alas dear chef, every time I come into the kitchen I find you flapjackoffing.

by drmyiis May 31, 2017

Flabsani

A flabsani is the most annoying person you could think of. This is the pinnacle of insults and if you are called one ... be scared.

Will: "look at that guy, he's sooooooo annoying"
Tommy: "Yeah what a Flabsani"

by Will Falanges with an F March 30, 2021