flabbergasted

slang for jills a fucking idiot.

jill was flabbergasted when she saw this

by hahahahhahahahahaha1 June 30, 2009

Flabbergasted

A word used to describe your feelings when you feel confused, frustrated, angry, and insecure

Nicole! Please tell me what you put!! I am feeling flabbergasted because of you!

by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

Flabbergasted

When one is so shocked, surprised, or horny; that there flabber gets gasted and there gast becomes flabbered

I was flabbergasted when that money wearing a strap-on came unicycling into the dining room.

by LiplessRain56 March 3, 2022

flabbergasted

appalled over how much weight you have gained

by linda February 9, 2002

flabbergasted

1. To be astounded by how ugly your face is.
2. Consumed with gas.

OMG! Your mom is so fcuking flabbergasted!

I feel flabbergasted with gas.

by Dvhs February 11, 2006

flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

Flabbergasted

it means when someone urinates on something or someone

"mom, i Flabbergasted the bed"

"no, ma'am, i didn't Flabbergast the cat"

by whobannedyoussef December 29, 2021