Flabbergasted

An indescribable sex act. So lewd that the true definition can never be said, everyone still knows what it means though.

Last night my girlfriend came over to my house, after 70 ounces of vodka i flabbergasted all over her, ruining her new cardigan

by tdotyadunknoe June 24, 2009

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An adjective used to describe the look someone gives you when they are confused or suprised.

Danny looked really flabbergasted after we told him that Portugal tied the game up in the last second.

by N. Tuite June 23, 2014

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flabbergasted

jill was flabbergasted when she saw this

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A word used to describe your feelings when you feel confused, frustrated, angry, and insecure

Nicole! Please tell me what you put!! I am feeling flabbergasted because of you!

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When one is so shocked, surprised, or horny; that there flabber gets gasted and there gast becomes flabbered

I was flabbergasted when that money wearing a strap-on came unicycling into the dining room.

by LiplessRain56 March 3, 2022

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appalled over how much weight you have gained

by linda February 9, 2002

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1. To be astounded by how ugly your face is.
2. Consumed with gas.

OMG! Your mom is so fcuking flabbergasted!

I feel flabbergasted with gas.

by Dvhs February 11, 2006

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