larry fitzgerald

One of the greatest wide receivers of all time. He is 2nd all time in receiving yards and 3rd all time in receptions. In 2009, he single handedly carried the Arizona Cardinals to Super Bowl 43.

Larry Fitzgerald needs a ring!

by Some dude online April 29, 2019

Fitler

Contraction of fitness and Hitler.
A friend, gym teacher, or personal trainer who is obsessed with working out and tries to get you to go along with their fitness regime.

Today in gym the fitler tried to get me to run a mile.

Our gym teacher is such a fitler!

by NotaFitler January 3, 2010

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

35th President of the United States. Kennedy served honorably in the Navy during World War 2 and later became a US Senator. He ran for President in 1960, narrowly defeating Vice President Richard Nixon. Kennedy was the first Roman Catholic President, and he was also the youngest man elected president. His presidency was marked by the Cuban Missile Crisis and by strong support for space exploration. Although Kennedy had run on a platform that included racial integration, he was criticized for not pushing the issue strongly enough while President. Kennedy was assassinated on January 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas. The identity of Kennedy's assassin or assassins has been the source of much speculation. One government investigation found that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone killer, while another investigation found that Oswald and others had conspired to kill the President. Kennedy's assassination was one of our nation's greatest tragedies. Many remember Jack Kennedy for his inspiring words and for the youthful and exciting atmosphere he brought to the White House.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
-Jack Kennedy

by Bleurgh Resurgent January 30, 2005

Alaskan Fitzgerald

When a girl gives you a blow job with ice in her mouth

Dude she gave me an alaskan fitzgerald last night and my cock FUCKING FROZE! it was great

by Joesph Richards October 19, 2008

Edmund Fitzgerald

When a turd is so long that it cannot support itself and breaks in half between waves like the fabled ore carrier.

Man, I feel so much better. After eating that cheese log and peanut butter last night and washing it down with Budweiser, I just launched an "Edmund Fitzgerald".

by GrandMaster T January 1, 2012

Fitterunde

Norwegian term used to describe disappointment and a state of resignation with regards to a football league round. Specifically used in relation to a Fantasy Premier League low scoring gameweek. Often uttered by disaffected Arsenal fans.

I captained (insert name of chosen Arsenal player) and he was just subbed after missing a penalty. Fitterunde!

by deruwe May 31, 2018

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear

The full legal name of Freddy Fazbear from the game "Five Nights at Freddy's."

"I have to spend five evenings with Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear this week."

by The Amazing Guy 0 August 22, 2023