When Canadians have to go on long car rides, it’s how they keep each other awake, they have to fingle each other.
by Stmcis September 18, 2021
Get the Finglingmug. Dude, I don't want your fingle. Just give me can.
Let me get my own Pringles, I don't want your fingles.
Let me get my own Pringles, I don't want your fingles.
by AphenMcDonald August 10, 2019
Get the Finglesmug. Fingle Berry (noun): A term used to describe a woman who, through deceptive actions or manipulation, causes others to lose their jobs in order to gain personal rewards, such as a trivial treat (e.g., a cookie). The term also refers to someone who has endured a difficult or burdensome life, symbolized by the metaphor of carrying a "mattress" on her back. The term may also imply a certain exaggerated or comedic physicality in her actions, such as the "clapping" of her body when receiving her reward.
After sabotaging her coworkers and spreading false rumors to get them fired, Jennifer walked
"Crystal, always scheming behind the scenes, was the perfect example of a fingle berry, twisting the truth to get others blamed and fired, all while eagerly anticipating the small reward, a cookie, that would make her day—her actions as loud and exaggerated as the clap of her steps."
"Crystal, always scheming behind the scenes, was the perfect example of a fingle berry, twisting the truth to get others blamed and fired, all while eagerly anticipating the small reward, a cookie, that would make her day—her actions as loud and exaggerated as the clap of her steps."
by Sarah Mae January 5, 2025
Get the Fingle berrymug. The act of Canadian motorists sticking fingers in each other’s vagina or anus in order to stay awake for a long drive.
“Me and the wife are driving down from Ottawa, I’m gonna need a good fingle to stay awake, eh”
“I’m tired sweetie, with you fingle my butthole?”
“I’m tired sweetie, with you fingle my butthole?”
by floridamanniquin36 September 20, 2021
Get the Finglemug. Jean Pierre was feeling tired and it was too cold to wind the window down so Jacques fingled him until they could get a double double.
by Maple Fable September 16, 2021
Get the Finglemug. This is a combination of finagling and nitpicking, whereby focusing on an overwhelming number of details one is able to gain some kind of advantage. This is common in games where there are many options from which to choose and the correct combination can result in a minor advantage, but doing so takes an inordinate amount of time and diminishes the participation of everyone else invovled.
by Linguophage June 12, 2016
Get the finglingmug. by Esully1617 September 16, 2021
Get the Finglemug.