1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
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It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.
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A woman working at, for the most part, latino hole-in-the wall bar that acts as a waitress when you order a drink or, companion when you buy her a drink at 3 times the cost.( they receive a cut from these sales from the establishment.) The more you buy, the friendlier they get.
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Get the filth bag mug.The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
Get the Turkish Felching mug.The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.
Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.
by FupaGunt August 7, 2011
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A child who doesn't have a life or purpose in life, only to destroy and fuck stuff up.
A child who doesn't have a life or purpose in life, only to destroy and fuck stuff up.
Steve: (fucking stuff up) Oops, oops, oops, sorry!
Everybody else: Fucking hell Steve stop being such a failchild!
Everybody else: Fucking hell Steve stop being such a failchild!
by Failchild Numero Uno February 24, 2011
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