Fiberal

A faux liberal,one who lives in luxury, cares less about the heroin addict who was molested as a child, the immigrants in Europe, our working poor in the U.S., but cares about maxing out their credit card for their next tropical vacation, or feels uber liberal by driving an audience with a bumper sticker that says "I voted Democrat." Fiberal, not to be confused with the cereal Fiberal or All Bran, although if they ate it, it might deconstipate their egotistical brains.

My x fiancee who dumped me on our wedding night is a Fiberal of greatest proportions. He would benefit from drinking 16 doses of Metamucil a day.

by Amawee May 25, 2016

fiber gummy nights

When you’ve eaten so many fiber gummies that your mate is repeatedly awakened throughout the night by the obscene flatulent hornblower blasts that rouse her from all possibility of sleep.

It’s these crazy, magical fiber gummy nights that keeps her lovin’ me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2021

fiber family

A specific type of family who is seriously fixated on consuming as much dietary fiber as is humanly possible, ostensibly for their collective colon health.

The fact that each individual member of this classic fiber family is a total self-focused asshole is ironic because their dietary practices place them in the upper one percent of the world’s healthiest supershitters!.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

air-fierce

When someone is doing or wearing something and dispalying much attitude, thinking they are the ultimate, but the result is actually the oipposite. The inference is that just like you can't see air, the person can't see that they areen't really fierce at all. The exact opposite of "fierce" Used mostly by gay men in the 80's and 90's.

"Did you see Miss Thing marching around in those pumps? She is so air-firece."

by Dwayne Boyd September 5, 2005

chinsel fiber

Little pieces of debris in an unwanted area. Usually prick hairs, crumbs, or dust that is hard to remove.

Dude I spent all day cleaning my car trying to get rid of all them chinsel fibers .

by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016

Fierdan

The act of flashin a noob to the point that they rage face.

That noob got fierdan'd!

by CrackaJackFlash March 26, 2009

Fieri's Disease

A rare ocular disorder where a second set of retinas grow on the lower rear section of the cranium. The extra retinas are extremely unsightly and sensitive to light so a pair of sunglasses, worn backwards on the head, are required in order to go outside. Other symptoms include spiky frosted hair and button-up shirts.

Guy Fieri first developed Fieri's disease when he got his own show on Food Network.

I wrote my med school dissertation on Fieri's disease in the Congo.

by ummmmm yeah? December 9, 2012