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Finding the seam

(v) when a woman masturbates by squeezing and releasing her thighs while wearing tight pants.
Girl 1: ....ugh
Girl 2: I saw you checking him out.
Girl 1: no...no...I was just thinking.
Girl 2: Nope...you were total finding the seam right then, weren't you
Girl 1: aah...you caught me...I hope it wasn't too obvious.
by S Benedict Cheng March 28, 2008
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selective finding disorder

A curious disorder predominantly affecting the male gender that when their wife, girlfriend or mother is under the same roof or within yelling distance they suddenly become incapable of finding any of their own or shared belongings. Such as keys, remote controls, phones, chargers etc.

When Selective Finding Disorder (SFD) hits, this man is easily upset often resulting in child like temper tantrums that commonly engage an entire household in a frantic search to find this lost item. Most often finally being found in the SFD patients own pocket or right in front of his temporarily blinded eyes!

Note: Often associated with selective hearing
As DUDE leaves for work and quickly returns to the house yelling and screaming...

DUDE: Baby!!! Where are my keys?? I can't find them anywhere
BABY: Check your pockets!
DUDE: I Did... common help me find them
BABY: If I have to get up and look for you because of your Selective Finding Disorder and they end up

being in your pocket you are making dinner tonight!
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noel fielding

a very funny comedian who is gorgeous, unique and a complete legend!
most famous for his characters in the might boosh
Noel Fielding Quotes Yeah?

"You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?"

"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."

"We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys."
by [R]o January 6, 2008
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Noel Fielding

Noel Fielding. King of the MODS.
Comedic Legend.
Be enchanted by his raw sexual magnetism.
and that cheeky finge and razor sharp cheeks bones and chinny chin.
Stef:Lets talk about Noel Fielding
Rachel:Noel, Noel noel noel noel.
Stef:Noel noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel.
Rachel: i agree.
by PlanPony January 18, 2008
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finding sam

-'hey, wheres steve?'

-'fucking wanker is finding sam'

-'what a prick... might join him'
by steven godfrey June 14, 2008
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Finding a Job

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.
Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.
by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009
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fiendin'

to have an intense craving, hankering, or desire for something.
After not being with a woman for nearly 9 months, I was fiendin' for a slice of that poontang pie!
by weave March 20, 2003
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