Fuckshitbitch

The word commonly used when a human a. Stubs their toe or b. Bites their tounge.

Also commonly used if very pissed off.

“Hey I’m going to look up fuckshitbitch in the urban Dictionary!”

(Stubs toe)

“FUCKSHITBITCH!”

by Itispronounceddingers November 25, 2019

Bag of Fuckshit

a horrible person who is ill groomed, smells, miserable all the time, and sucks at most things such as living and social interactions.

Chris: damn andrew is such a bag of fuckshit i cant believe how bad he smells

Elana: Yea i know he never even washes his hair

Ben:dude i heard he has jungle pubes too

Chris: thats so disgusting he really must be a bag of fuckshit

by ii krauser ii July 23, 2009

fuckshittery

A mixture of bullshit and fuckery that exceeds absurd levels.

They're making another Twilight movie? Who allows this kind of fuckshittery?

by unleashed52 November 10, 2012

fuckshit

a person or thing who is annoying in any way, shape, or form.

Shut the fuck up you stupid fuckshits!

by feleah August 29, 2003

fuckshitass

The combination of "Fuck" "Shit" and "Ass".

Usually used when you are completely pissed off.

Holy "FUCKSHITASS" I just got hit with a grenade.

by FUCKSHITASS July 27, 2007

fuckshit monkeyballs

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009

fuckshitfuckshitfuck

Exclamation. describing state of panic.

fuckshitfuckshitfuck could be used for the following;

Opening a parachute but to no effect.

Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.

Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.

Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.

Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.

by Jeffrey Douglas November 15, 2006