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Lemon Fester

When I pulled down her panties, I was shocked to find a patch of Lemon Festers.
by Weasel bob May 10, 2014
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feaster

a special holiday that falls on the same day as easter in which one enjoys copious amounts of marijuana and indulges in a feast of snacks, ham, and chocolate cake. the official symbol for this holiday is the mouse.
feaster is my favorite holiday in the whole entire world.
by Jessica Sara Warm December 24, 2008
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Fester on Yahoo

A Fester on Yahoo is what everyone wants not to become. He is an over weight, middle aged, desperately lonely, quazi yahoo guru. He is the proverbial chat addict. His intelligence is so marginal that he is forced into a repetitive behavior. When attacked, this yahoo chatter will studder, blubber, misspell and mispronounce words. He repeats what he hears and sees typed because his pickled old brain cannot think of a wittism worth his obviously more intelligent rival has just thrown at him. At first cyber glance this fester is a simpelton but there is more. He is a dangerous predator in the chat world. I hanger on. I band wagoner. A lost yahsoul. So my friends I have passed the collection plate to you. Lets find it in our hearts to donate. Put forth any bit of money you can. In time, Fester will have the medical help and mental attention he needs. Until then, hide your children. Alas! this Fester on Yahoo preys on the defensless. His craving for prepubescent genetalia is ravenous.
by The Upper Class February 10, 2005
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fester

When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker
by Mike Pezacouski August 13, 2007
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Fester

The act of being exceptionally lazy.
Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.
by Zamaboy October 28, 2012
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keister feaster

One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job
That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!
by GhengisGhandi March 24, 2008
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Uncle Fester

An unflushed dump left in the toilet.
by Todd Hamilton November 30, 2004
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