relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.

Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.

by Lolita Files December 26, 2008

fellow african american

A formal use of my nigga

Barack Obama "hello my Fellow African Americans"

by Slum Shady Dips July 14, 2017

Hello Fellow Human

Something that a robot says.

Thomas: hey man
Mark: Hello fellow humanoid, I would like to feast on a nice human snack. probably thin cut up and deep fried potatoes, Like you humans.
Thomas: when you talk the servos are hearable. are you human?
Mark: Action not recognized.

by a user....yep June 3, 2018

felony card

A felony card is shown by a soccer referee to a soccer player who has broken the rules. A yellow felony card is used to caution a player. A red felony card is given when a major felony is committed, or when a player has accumulated two yellow felony cards.

Thanks buddy for the real nice soccer. Don't want no felony cards. Just kick that soccer ball.

by antix June 12, 2014

matt fenlon

seems like a cool person. really isn't. he may be in advanced math but he ain't that smart. he will literally ruin your life. kinda funny though. but whatever chance you get, kick him in the balls. haha jk don't do that. I might get sued. usually tall, brown hair, and is half Asian half Brazilian.

Me: I hate matt fenlon
person: me too bruh

by llama shit April 6, 2017

Stegner Fellowesque

1. no adjectives, no adverbs. no beauty of language. no nabokov. no updike. marginal shit. often about homosexual relationships.
2. a clique of marginal writers who don't believe in adjectives nor adverbs. Usually shepherded by a relatively well-known author whose outsized ego has plucked them to be passable to teach intro workshops but without enough talent to ever eclipse him.
3.work published in thick-papered journals with cryptic names.

This story told from the perspective of a lesbian angel who now works as a cook at a camp in wyoming for kids with skin diseases and also has an epistolary correspondence with her puerto rican roommates mother, whom she is advising on suicide, strikes me as very stegner fellowesque.

by Dave Stewup March 29, 2007

fellow traveller

a Communist sympathizer; someone with socialist leanings

Senator Joseph McCarthy (R-Wis) was convinced that fellow travellers were infiltrating the US government.

by Christopher Drake April 21, 2008