Fartinate

That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.

Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 3, 2008

feminate

To masturbate; to give yourself an orgasm. Usually used by women.

Sometimes I feminate to put myself to sleep at night, thinking about boys and girls I've loved or hope to love.

by Theresa Marie October 27, 2005

Festina lente

Latin proverb that means: Hurry slowly

1. I heard about festina lente, but you are taking it too far... you sorry excuse for a man...
2. By all means festina lente, it's not like we've got a plane to catch
3. It's better to festina lente rather than getting caught in a mess...

by Uber Sapien May 1, 2006

Feminate

To whine or complain. Can apply to males and females.

Hey bitch, don't feminate about the dishes and bring me a beer.

by Riemer August 4, 2006

Fustigate

to be beaten with a stick until close to death

to be fustigated would be extremely painful

by murrrr April 26, 2012

fisticate

Fisticate . Fisticating, Verb Fisticate or fisticating is the act of masturbating with the whole fist,

Ex: that bitches pussy is so loose she has to fisticate to get off.

by monkmitoku September 16, 2013

Fisticated

If you think this is a definition for rich people, you might be a redneck. When someone spends more money than they seem to have.

Gary is SO fisticated, it's rediculous, like where the fuck did he get the money for a yacht?

by GRAPHITE HALO December 30, 2016