fassantasies

(n) A fantasy centered on Michael Fassbender, particularly as he is reprising the role of Magneto.

Fassantasies: far superior to McAntasies.

by ContraryConformist August 12, 2011

fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone

I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.

by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

Fessing

The process of giving up information. Comes from "confessing".

Shbunie: Get fessing!

by Shbunie August 14, 2008

Fesses

French Canadian slang for buttocks. One butt cheek would be "fess" and both butt cheeks would be "fesses"

Sit your fess in the chair! Both Fesses!

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

fesses

acadian french for butt cheeks.

Jenny has nice fesses.

by AcadianSockHop May 20, 2010

Fesal

1. food for a weasle
2. weasle feces
3. lesbian who wears really short pants in the summer
(also known as feasey or "the Fease")
4. Used to have dreadlocks
5. Wears a thumb-ring and often draws chinese characters on her arm.
6. Used to live in Canada

Scrassy: "Oh, I think I stepped in some fease!!"
Coco: "Oh Jesus, not again! It must be that Fesal over there.."

Scrassy: "I think my weasals hungry. I mean, he hungry for some FESALLL!!!!"

Coco: "oh...my...god... Check out that fesal over there..."
Scrassy: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FEASE!!!"

by Ivan Denisovich Shukov November 28, 2007

Fessendj

To get a phat fuckin bj BY a dj

Yo my girl just fessendj ‘d my shlong

by Munkgay November 2, 2021