self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

Fertility Pouch

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state

Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.

by Me.....and other people October 21, 2010

Fertle

Fertle
To fiddle with,improve, mess about with, fix, adjust.

Fertle...
Fertle with an engine... tune it up?...
Fertle with anything... to adjust it
Can be "search for", ie, had a damn good fertle in the shed, but couldnt find the shovel...

by Bwian SilverDragon September 5, 2008

fertile mertile

A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.

"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."

by Hellflower August 30, 2006

FerrelShadow

Ferrelshadow is another term for epic awesomeness

Dude #1: Did you see FerrelShadow pwning that noob?

Dude #2: Yeah, he was freakin awesome

by Tk14 July 19, 2010

Fertile Neck

Noun: Hair that grows only on a fat male's chin roll. Similar to a turtle neck. Made famous by SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon.

That guy waiting in line needs to shave his fertile neck. It looks disgusting.

by ManDoorHandHookCarDoor September 10, 2012

Fertility Awareness

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.

Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!

by chartyourfertility April 16, 2019