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kevin federline

A no-good, lazy bum who made a name for himself only by marrying rich and more famous, Brittany Spears. He is an aspiring rapper, but will never amount to any talent or good whatsoever.
Kevin Federline is a posterchild for urban whitetrash.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 25, 2008
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federline

1. Talentless, wannabe black, male goldigger....
2. Any backup dancer who thinks just because they appeared in a couple of videos can fully release a meaningful, solo hiphop/pop album (previously known as a paula abdul)
3. Living proof that former "popstar" Britney Spears posseses the Intelligence of an Indonesian Ourang-otang.
4. The ultimate Trailer Trash Hill Billie's fantasy
5. Future "VH1's Surreal life" guest
1. Were it not for the rap talent, Eminem would surely be a Federline
2. Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Federline are the hosts of American Idol
3. Sean "P. diddy" Combs was once a Federline
by Killmike April 20, 2006
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Federlining

I'm sick of looking for a job, so I'm just Federlining around the house.
by Mistress Maxine July 29, 2006
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Kevin Federline

Scumbag. Whitetrash. Loser. Mooch. The exhusband of whitetrash, whore, Brittany Spears. She is the ONLY reason he has any money whatsoever. They belonged together and were two peas in a pod. He thinks he possesses any talent but is just a loser who can't even rap, which isnt all that difficult. Lowlife. Tummyrot.
Kevin Federline is the richest loser and freeloader in the country.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 17, 2007
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Jayden James Federline

Jayden James Federline is Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's youngest son.
He is called Jayden or J.J.
He was born on September 14th 2006 in Los Angeles.

He has 3 older siblings.
1 half brother, Kaleb and 1 half sister, Kori on his father's side.
And 1 brother, Sean Preston (called Preston).

Jayden looks accactly like his mother Britney did when she was little.
by Friday BritneyFan September 8, 2009
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Federline

Unit of measurement used to determine how much of a douchebag you are being. 1000 Federlines=1 K-Fed
That guy is a total douche, I bet he is about 800 Federlines.
by Spacemonkey Mafia April 13, 2008
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federlined

A hot or rich woman who has been knocked up multiple times by a man whom is not as hot or rich as she is. This is normally for the man to try and gain a lifetime of involvement with said (rich/hot) girl who would have probably just dumped him in a year or two if not for the kids. Getting "federlined" can sometimes lead to a hot woman not being so hot anymore. This has been named after Kevin Federline whom did this to Brittany Spears.
I'm gonna federline that hottie and no one will want her anymore, she will be all mine. Sally got federlined yo!
by jmaybes September 5, 2020
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