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Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010
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Felching Furby

The act of fucking a furby doll in the ass, then sucking the contents out with a straw.
I totally did a felching furby yesterday, and it was creamy!

Felching furby's are erotic!!

I did a felching furby and now im gonna do it again with a crazy straw!
by Mistrfister August 5, 2010
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fencing

a modern sport based on the traditional martial art of european swordplay. made up of three different disciplines - foil, epee, and saber, of which saber is without a doubt the best.

positive aspects include the opportunity to learn intelligent risk taking, how to win without being obnoxious and how to lose without getting flustered, the opportunity to learn at your own pace and the challenge of unravelling the mystery of the game.

negative aspects include ignorant referees, the atrocious cost of equipment and participation in tournaments, the difficulty of finding competent instruction, and the compulsion of every greenhorn newbie to turn into the fencing master when someone just a week or two newer to the sport is around.
fencing is simply the best
by felix i September 24, 2006
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feuching

the act of two women pressing their vulvas together during sex.
i walked in on my mom and her girlfriend feuching, and i'm scarred for life.
by j. malott November 25, 2005
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meat fencing

"can you hear that meaty clout?"
"yeah, sounds like some vicious meat fencing"
by Tobias Hedgehog October 24, 2015
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frenching

1. Making out using tongue. Quite pleasurable.
2. The act of getting your nails french manicured.
1. His little sister walked in while we were frenching, so we had to bribe her with chocolate.
2. I totally got my nails frenched, how hot are they?
by Mariam February 11, 2005
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dick fencing

Where a group of males - typically working in IT - have to prove they are top ape by means other than physical strength or ability to provide, and do so via verbal (email/IRC) jousting with their intellectual prowess. Normally only witnessed amongst groups of beta males.
I went to a meeting at Head Office last week and spent half a day listening to the guys dick fencing about design patterns.
by somerset shirley May 14, 2005
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