The state of affairs in a bureaucracy where the brown nosers are the ones who progress to the ranks of management.
It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.
by RegrettingLifesDecisions December 27, 2010
Get the felchocracy mug.A school which advertises "care, respect and equality". However couldn't be more hypocritical considering all they "care" about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. All they have "respect" for is the staff. This is a place in which the pupils come last. And finally "equality" the worst case of false advertisement known to man. Not one person is treated equally to the next. Rules apply differently to each individual. In this school contains a shit tonne of slags. Named and shamed (O.P) < initials. To conclude this summary of hell, it is too poor to supply the pupils with a safe and equipt working environment. It is simply shit.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of FCC?
Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?
Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!
Person 2: hahaha its shit
Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?
Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!
Person 2: hahaha its shit
by BrutallySavage1234 December 12, 2016
Get the felpham community college mug.Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.
Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.
by Mongolmongol January 21, 2018
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Example 1
Guy 1: So what did you do with her last night?
Guy 2: Well she wouldn't let me have sex but I featherdusted her a little.
Example 2
Girl: Don't you have a boyfriend?
Slutty Girl: Yeah but we were only featherdusting, that doesn't count as cheating!
Guy 1: So what did you do with her last night?
Guy 2: Well she wouldn't let me have sex but I featherdusted her a little.
Example 2
Girl: Don't you have a boyfriend?
Slutty Girl: Yeah but we were only featherdusting, that doesn't count as cheating!
by oliviz May 4, 2009
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Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
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Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.
by FupaGunt August 7, 2011
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