Fellating the Cheeto

An wavering devotion to the Orange Man in the White House, characterized by fawning, sycophantic rhetoric, and bruises on thebknees.

Donald was surprised the gayhered admirals and generals weren't fellating the Cheeto when we walked onstage.

by TruckFumpism October 1, 2025

Self-Fellating Fillicide

A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.

You know Clark, they will prescribe clonodine to a self-fellating fillicide; you can get help.

by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025