An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.
All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.
by OGsunshine May 29, 2018
Get the Felt Granny mug.A variation of a famous quote fron Star Wars. It's used to justify a great coincidence or amoment of luck, eg. when you arrive to a place at the exact moment something interesting happens.
X: Dude, you came from the kitchen just in time to watch the touchdown!
Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.
Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.
by zealot_08 July 8, 2010
Get the felt a disturbance in the Force mug.What Ayr fuckboys say when they "feel the need to post" that at the current time, Ayr has more players than Fallin. Then when Fallin has more than Ayr, They try their best to get you banned and scream bully.
Cookie: "Felt the need to post 💅 " *Posts an image of Ayr with 3 more players than Fallin*
(2 Days Later)
Kenadie: *Posts an image of Falin with 70 more players than Ayr*
Cookie: "Stop bullying us, you advertised ;("
(2 Days Later)
Kenadie: *Posts an image of Falin with 70 more players than Ayr*
Cookie: "Stop bullying us, you advertised ;("
by mznxbcvalskdjfhgqpwoeiryt November 16, 2020
Get the Felt the need to post mug.That chick I took home last night really liked to mouth my Felt Coin Purse so much I let her stay till the morning...
by AllMyNamesWereTaken October 27, 2009
Get the Felt Coin Purse mug.The felt sense is your consciousness sensing whether your surrounding are comfortably in situ. When you walk into a room and see a table, fork, or chair out of alignment, your felt sense picks up on that and you feel less at ease, whether it be consciously or subconsciously.
I walked into that restaurant and my felt sense was totally thrown off. Everything was so disorganized!
by AOneCentCoin February 10, 2018
Get the felt sense mug.by Dr Smith, Dbn April 13, 2011
Get the Felt Tip Fairy mug.When a gentleman attempts to put it into a female's asshole and it is too flacid to penetrate. The flacid penis resembles that of a felt tipped marker.
Frank attempted to put his felt marker in Gary's asshole, but Frank said, hold on, I have a felt tip marker it is not going in!
by The Crayola Man March 2, 2014
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