Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

felendir

The gay ass attitude that one has when your parents beat you and your friends don't actually like you.

"Nick, your dad is a fucking hitman, so stop being felendir."

"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."

by Toddenhammer January 15, 2009

FeiLo

An ancient Chinese honorific only bestowed upon the phattest homeboy of each dynasty.

You're so bling, you're almost FeiLo!

by FeiLo July 23, 2003

Failenware

When your Alienware computer decides to fail. This happens by not starting at all, freezing constantly, or giving one a "disc read error." You are fucking stupid if you buy a Failenware.

Fuck, my Failenware won't start again and I called customer support and they didn't help with shit...again.

by Jklo June 22, 2008

Felecrescology

Felecrescology is the study of cat growing. The word is derived from the Latin feles,felis F., meaning "cat" and cresco,crescere, crevi, cretum, meaning "to grow". Under normal conditions, cats usually reproduce though sexual reproduction like other mammals. But under ideal circumstances, including proper ultraviolet light wavelength (337nm), fertile soil (preferably in a ceramic pot), and the proper concentration of catalizer(a fertilizer consisting of milk, cat blood, and catnip), a cat can actually be grown. Felecrescologists, as of 2007, have observed that cat D.N.A. has the unusual ability to form a zygote that can develop without a uterus, using the nutrients in the soil as a placenta. All that is needed to grow a cat is an article containing feline D.N.A., such as feces, hairballs, or whiskers, and the ideal conditions previously outlined. Since felecrescology is a new science, felecrescologists are still studying this rare phenomenon and researching other animals that may exhibit the same behaviors.

I am a Felecrescologist and I study Felecrescology. but none of my friends believe it is possible to grow cats, so I guess they will be destined for eternal damnation.

by Comrade Colin January 12, 2008

Failed Nerd

When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong

Teacher: What's the square root of 81

Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph

Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9

Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd

by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007

failed smile

The look that you get when you know you are defeated or have failed.

When Sasha Cohen won the silver medal at the Olympics after falling in her program and losing any hope of gold, she got failed smile.

by Sean Bloodgood July 21, 2008