feces

short version for feets is

Give me a blanket, my feces cold.

by Brent Schenk December 3, 2003

fece

adj. (pron. fees); a word which means nasty, disgusting, or unnatural. Most likely a derivative of feces. Also spelled feece or feese.

"Get your shirt back on, Santa! That's fece!"

"Ew. This movie is fece."

"Hate to break it to you, but that outfit is fece."

by knightshade May 16, 2006

feces

The solid, brown (I hope) stuff that is excreted by every living animal (save for George Dubblya. Hasn't dropped a loaf since '89!)

Man 1: You feces head!

by Doctor Gorby May 21, 2007

feces

When something bad happens

That Cubs loss was feces.
Antonymn: fecal
That Cubs victory was fecal

by Jubbernaut June 8, 2004

fece

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

Say that again and i'll slap you in the fece

by Young 1 April 16, 2008

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.

Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.

by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

towel feces

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017