Titty Faded

A numeric scale in base titty (rather then base ten) that indicates how fucked up someone gets while partying.

Bro, that last brew got me tripple titty faded!

by OG Mud69 March 2, 2020

faded like skinnys

When you're really high

Guy #1: "Dude are you high?"
Guy #2: "Yea, I'm faded like skinnys"

by FadedLikeSkinnysPete June 23, 2016

Jar Jar Binks faded

(adj.): It means you smoked so much ganja that you sounded like a moron who couldn't form a coherent sentence of the English language and instead you chose to babble on endlessly like a Rastafarian stereotype while offending not only the Jamaican community but also Star Wars fans everywhere prompting the rioting of the Lucasfilm community to keep Jar-Jar's obnoxious voice (which is primarily a marketing ploy for selling action figures and t-shirts to children) out of Episode III which was the ever-so-important bridge between the trilogies.

That bong hit left me Jar Jar Binks faded!

I can't understand a word my Jar Jar Binks faded teacher says.

by Sir H.C. Eloot'o February 18, 2009

get faded

a phrase used to offer someone to smoke marijuana or to let other know that you are high.

Hey Link, get faded?

by Loshun November 18, 2007

Hella Faded

A description of someone under the influence of alcohol and/or marijauna. This term is used by intoxicated people trying to convince others that they are not that drunk/high and are/were capable of driving.

One who is very drunk, intoxicated, high, stoned, alleviated but is too cool to admit it.

Damone - "Yo dawg, I wasn't drunk...but I was hella faded"
or
"I can drive, I ain't even drunk yet...just hella faded"

by SebastianFC October 1, 2009

Faded as Fuck

When you are super high u go on urban dictionary and look up “Faded as Fuck”

God Dammit, Joey is looking up Faded as Fuck on urban again

by Joeyknowsbest August 18, 2019

faded, fucked and laughed at

A phrase describing a debilitated person who has essentially ruined their life and relationships, usually via an addiction.

My dad used to lift his beer can high and toast the moment as he chuckled and blithely repeated, “well here I am, faded, fucked and laughed at!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020