fauxdemic

A fake pandemic meant to tighten the grip of governmental control on the people.

I can’t believe they are shutting down the United States for this bullshit fauxdemic!!!

by Boydsta00798033 November 25, 2020

Fauxvember

An Australian moustache-themed charity event that supports men's health by raising money for:

Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia
Black Dog Institute
National LGBTI Health Alliance

I've got some concerns about the largest Australian benefactor of the other moustache-themed charity event, so this year, I'm doing Fauxvember.

by Fauxvember October 21, 2011

Fauxteur

n. A filmmaker, usually a director, who makes cheesy, derivative, or unoriginal movies

n. a hack

n. one with no talent who achieves celebrity

"That movie is a rip off of a much better one I saw years ago. The director is a real fauxteur."

"Brett Ratner is a fauxteur."

by Waingro June 26, 2006

fauxne call

Pretending to be involved in a phone conversation, especially to avoid someone or to appear busy.

Jake was nervous about being in a room full of strangers, so he made a fauxne call that lasted as long as the party.

by ram October 2, 2007

fauxlebrity

A faux (fake) celebrity. A person who is famous for no valid reason.

LC from The Hills is such a fauxlebrity! Why do we care who she is fighthing with or why?

Why is Paris Hilton so famous?! She is such a fauxlebrity!

by Funny Fish September 26, 2007

fauxfended

to act as if offended in order to induce guilt in another.

i cried when he teased me for vomiting but i was really only fauxfended.

by machete flapjack February 26, 2009

Fauxtee

A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.

Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.

by JuniorBater November 5, 2010