Dick Launching

An experience men get when their penis becomes hard faster than normal.

"That Dance Video was Dick Launching."

"F*CK ME! I am really Dick Launching now! Shit!!!"

by Dan G. Evans January 9, 2009

frenching the prince

to do toad, to toad lick.

Hey man, wanna go toad licking?

by James Frost July 22, 2004

faucking

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex. Pronounced "faux king".

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."

by $Bill November 2, 2006

frenchpooch frenching

engaging in a passionate kissing/licking with a dog's asshole. as well you eat anything the dog makes including shit and farts.

everynight John enjoyed giving his dog a good, long frenchpooch frenching.

by ghorg August 16, 2010

Saint Peter's Launching Pad

Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.

Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.

by Mredria December 24, 2007

frenching

a form of affection or kissing between two people that when x-rayed would look like a worm fight. Two slimy things going at it. It is also often referred to as spit swapping, tonsul hockey, tounge dancing, or worm wrestling.

I hate it when people are frenching in the hallway they should get a room.

by KIM March 2, 2004

Faching

similar to faching!faching!, but not as severe. instead of running, frodo dodo is only jogging, and thus the fachings arent fachinging alot

when i was walking frodo dodo, i heard FACHING

by schilly willy December 28, 2005