Fattress

An extra-large bed or gurney used in a hospital for morbidly obese individuals

- Did you see that fatso come in with anasarca?
- Yeah, she was so big her pannus was hanging off her fattress... the dumb bitch.

by Madmanskin July 23, 2010

Fathers Day

The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift.

'Get anything this fathers day?'
'Nope, safe for this year man.'

by sea_monster June 16, 2013

Fatter

One who worships at the Church of Fat run by John R. Lindensmith.

All the Fatters comment John R. Lindensmith every day.

by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

fattress

A mattress for heavy people

Do you want to swing by Mattress King and pick up a fattress?

She doesn't use a fattress but she's no lightweight either.

by Uncle Fatty June 22, 2008

fatty fat fat fatterton

a extremely fat person.

guy: look at the guy he is huge.
dude: yeah he is such a fatty fat fat fatterton.

by george January 20, 2005

fatter than albert

the most awesome ska band ever. managed by the sexiest man alive, greg.

"erin's run away imagination" is fatter than albert's best cd.

by Leesie September 14, 2007

fattery

noun
the ability to make an object or person fatter.

That dress makes her look fattery.
That dress is very fattering on you.

by Hazel Rider August 11, 2008