Factinista

A person, or group of people, who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a fact, based on what they have read in books.

Coined by Steven Colbert during a brilliant monologue at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Madame First Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen Colbert and tonight it's my privilege to celebrate this president. We're not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book.

by russbrucks August 30, 2008

facing

Smoking a whole blunt by yourself

Yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see Pineapple Express

by JJ Sneddick October 10, 2008

alotta fagina

A character from Austin Powers. A parody of Pussy Galore from James Bond's "Goldfinger"

No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind.

by Mike Oxsbig September 17, 2005

fakin' the funk

When you are pretending to be something you are not, capable of a skill or trait you do not possess, or in some other way misrepresenting yourself. See fronting.

KRS-ONE is an old school rapper who dislikes so-called "Gansta" rappers who are just fakin' the funk.

by Nabru September 26, 2005

fainted

A epic Minecraft gamer that is also a commentary channel his channel mainly blew up when he posted The dark side of Pokimane which is now private rip, also I love his how is Twitter free series

Me-“Do you know Fainted” Random person-“ohh you mean our lord and savior”

by DrDepression August 30, 2019

Breath getting fainter

The immediate reaction of 404twt and the entire rest of twitter as soon as a photo of GeorgeNotFound from the upcoming TommyInnit vlog was posted. Georgenotfound is just so beautiful and nice.

"TommyInnit is out to get me. Breath getting fainter. I can see Dream smiling at me."

by Asunaiiii April 21, 2021

Fadinkle

A happier and funnier version of the word penis.

The clown gently dropped his trouses, revealing an extraordinary fadinkle.

by FatherJosh October 22, 2006