fastesio

A big made-up word that works well in arguments and can be given any meaning you'd like it to have.

Well you're a fastesio! There, ya see that? I can make up big words too!

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

FAWTIES AND SHAWTIES

An excellent party theme in which everyone drinks 40 oz beers and the ladies dress like hoes.

Are you going to the fawties and shawties party later? Ashley is going to look like a whore.

by Richard H. Fernandez March 1, 2011

the union of fashies

a server on discord that has a small cult following where people post some peculiar things

person 1: hey why isnt mk ultra in the union of fashies anymore?
person 2: pomegranate banned him for being a pedo against bunny for the 100th time
person 1: classic mk...

by aNotSoFriendlyStranger June 2, 2021

fatties

1. Used to define, 2 or more fat people (usually women) waddling together.
Plural of fattie

2. The name given, when describing the horrific train ride you had today, when the person on either side of you, and possible in front of you, invade your personal space, and sat on your lap. They claim it is not intentional, but if you’re that fat, you should walk to work, and not allow your fattie legs to rest on me.

1.
Jim : Are we having an earthquake ?
Brad : No, there are just 5 fatties coming towards us.

2.
Peter : Hey man, what happened to you, you look kinda flat ?
Sam : I had these two fatties sitting next to me today, and they were so fat, they could not fit in their seat. So they hat to sit on me, with their fat legs.
Peter : Will you be ok ?
Sam : Yeah, I had to go through a decontamination.

by DrSnow April 19, 2005

packing fatties

When one puts a huge sized pinch of dip into their bottle lip, causing ones lip to look fat and packed.

"Hey Johnson what's that in your lip, you get punched or something"
"Nah man I'm just packing a FATTIE"
"🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸"
"Packing Fatties"

by Grizzlywinter March 25, 2016

Festies

That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.

Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*

by Anonystoner July 13, 2009

Stack O Fatties

Stack O Fatties also known as a “Pig Pile”
When you have 3 fat women to fuck at the same time you need to stack them on top of each other starting with the heaviest fattie on the bottom thus giving you the ability to reposition between the 3 at will.

Mike: Hey Cameron where did Erik go?
Cameron: He just left with 3 fat women, I think he is going for a stack o fatties.
Mike: Oh hell ya, Erik is the MAN!

by Mr Shocker May 1, 2008