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Farttard

One whom acts in a retarded way.
You are such a farttard.
by LF January 30, 2005
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fartarrhea

Occurs when a person underestimates their own fart, thinking it is just gas but lets the fart out and diarrhea also sprays out usually making a big mess.
Tracy sat on the couch. She felt a big fart coming. She shrugged and slowly let it out. After she farted, she felt better but she noticed her underwear felt wet and her pants had a big brown stain along with the couch. That's when she realized it and said "damn i had a case of fartarrhea and shit myself"!
by jokester75 March 13, 2014
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fartpartment

when you fart and it doesn't smell right away, but when you move, the fart escapes either a blanket, a baggy pair of pants, etc. The space where the fart hides is called the "fartpartment".
Clay: I accidentally let one slip as i was falling asleep. When i rolled over 20 min later and i got a brief, but intense whiff.

Ruben: It must have been hanging out in the fartpartment
by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS June 20, 2014
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Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop
1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."
by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017
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Fartparty

At least 6 people sitting in a gym or public sauna, seemingly ignorant of the gigantic fart that is aggressively permeating their skin, hair and lungs.
I took a single step into the sauna at lifetime and realized those folks were in the middle of a fartparty! Either their noses were broke or they loved it -- I wasn't stickin around to ask which.
by Simpsonsmoviesucked May 7, 2018
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fartnami

A fartnami is an explosive fart, often with a follow through at the end. One may need to change their pants after a fartnami.
The lady was laughing so much she didn't realise that her fart was actually a fartnami with some serious power! The smell was horrid and the follow through! She had to go home and change her pants promptly.
by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018
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Fartnado

When a group of people unleash a forceful combination of farts, creating a hazardous and overwhelming atmosphere that leaves bystanders gasping for fresh air.
Dude, we should've never had that bean burrito eating contest in the car. It was a total fartnado in there, and everyone was freaking out!
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
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