fatisha juicy cake

Someone with a big ass

Bro look at her fatisha juicy cake

by Dummythick223 May 12, 2020

fatisha juicy cake

Someone with a fat ass

Bro look t her fatisha juicy cake

by Dummythick223 May 12, 2020

artisan fartisan

A person who can pass gas and vary the volume, tone and pitch.

When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.

by 3episodesofLITB June 30, 2017

Fartism

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to fartism yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, religion.

by CreeperDude567 April 19, 2020

farnish

1. To love, in an ownership-related way.

2. To leave; break apart.

1. Sydney's my BFFL, I farnish her so much!

2. Panic! At the Disco farnished last year.

by Shna416 May 10, 2010

Fartshot

The distance at which a fart may be smelled. Actual distance varies based on direction of travel, force of expulsion, viscosity, and air currents. Mostly, it's about 10'.

"If you think it's bad being on the same floor as your boss, imagine being within fartshot."

by ComicAndy December 30, 2014

Fartist

fart•ist
/ˈfärdəst/
noun
a person who produces audible posterier flatulence as a profession or hobby.
synonyms: designer of audible toots, creator of passive poots, originator of silent fluffies, producer of gaseous stench; old master of cut and run and mistaken identity.

He was an escape fartist.

by roguemaiden December 13, 2016