The hottest most loyal firefighter men on earth. Willing to sacrifice anything to go and work their ass off to keep the wildlife and people safe. They are dedicated to their job with nothing getting in their way. When not on the job they are the best, most sexy men in the world and the most dedicated boyfriend/husband. They are the BEST men in bed. No one can top them. Once you have one, never let him go! They are keepers!
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the act by which a kid or a kid-at-heart goes innertubing down a rough stream in the summer time, as explained by Hoagie Gilligan Jr. in Codename:Kids Next Door
by Ben Farrell April 16, 2008
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by Jovial January 9, 2005
Get the Amazonian Firefighter mug.A real firefighter is a person (man or woman) who fights fires because he/she wants to make a difference in his/her community and help people. A real volunteer firefighter doesn't go around flaunting their badge 24/7 and decking out their privately owned vehicle with flashing lights and air-raid sirens, and a real paid firefighter doesn't talk shit about "vollies", but works along with them side by side. A real firefighter is a professional, whether paid or not.
Johnny = Paid Firefighter
Susan = Paid Firefighter
Eddy = Volunteer Firefighter
Kathy = Volunteer Firefighter
Johnny thinks volunteer firefighters are under trained and over confident and he thinks they're good for nothing.
Susan doesn't care whether a firefighter is paid or not. She respects volunteers for their commitment because she's there to put the fire out, not have a pissing contest.
Eddy became a volunteer to help his community and that's what he does. He has a mini-lightbar on his private vehicle and has a uniform shirt to wear when he's on the engine. He drives safely to the scene and quickly mitigates the problem.
Kathy became a volunteer firefighter because she thought it would be fun. She has more lights on her car than a Christmas tree and Drives to the scene like a bat outta hell. She always wears part of, if not her entire uniform so EVERYONE will know she's part of a squad of "heroes" in her own words.
Susan and Eddy are Real Firefighters.
Kathy and Johnny are probably rookies.
Susan = Paid Firefighter
Eddy = Volunteer Firefighter
Kathy = Volunteer Firefighter
Johnny thinks volunteer firefighters are under trained and over confident and he thinks they're good for nothing.
Susan doesn't care whether a firefighter is paid or not. She respects volunteers for their commitment because she's there to put the fire out, not have a pissing contest.
Eddy became a volunteer to help his community and that's what he does. He has a mini-lightbar on his private vehicle and has a uniform shirt to wear when he's on the engine. He drives safely to the scene and quickly mitigates the problem.
Kathy became a volunteer firefighter because she thought it would be fun. She has more lights on her car than a Christmas tree and Drives to the scene like a bat outta hell. She always wears part of, if not her entire uniform so EVERYONE will know she's part of a squad of "heroes" in her own words.
Susan and Eddy are Real Firefighters.
Kathy and Johnny are probably rookies.
by 43SmokeEater01 November 1, 2009
Get the Real Firefighter mug.A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.
Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."
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by The guy he is looking for November 23, 2018
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