fartbox

fartbox noun /ˈfärtˌbäks/ A generic, styleless condominium or apartment complex—typically built from the 1980s onward—that exhibits minimal architectural distinction and contributes little to the cultural or aesthetic character of its surrounding community.

Developers tore down the church to make room for more fartboxes.

by Auxpr July 16, 2025

FartBox McJohnson

A FartBox McJohnson, or FBM, is a contraption comprised of a cylindrical cardboard tube (normally used for toilet paper rolls) placed upon the Farter's anus and a recipient, the Sniffer, placing their nose on the other end of the tube. By sniffing the FartBox McJohnson, Sniffers receive life in heaven.

Yo Kadren D., remember when Snail R.'s FartBox McJohnson cleared your sinuses?

by SnailR March 12, 2021