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Farquaading

To walk on your knees, assuming the height of the character from Shrek.
She walked on the stage, farquaading as she went.
by The only Lord Farquaad May 10, 2025
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Lord Farquaad

A nickname for Will Farquarson from Bastille. (or Lord Farquason)
Stormer: Did you see Lord Farquaad playing the bass?!
Stormer 2: Yeah. I heard he's pretty good at it.
by Ollixe December 5, 2019
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The Lord Farquaad

When you hire a midget to dress up like Lord Farquaad, and have sex with them.
I'm into role play, tonight I'll be trying The Lord Farquaad!
by Weena Chong July 5, 2022
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Lord Farquaad

A young man compensating for something, usually claims to be 5’9’’ when everyone knows it to be false.
Lord Farquaad over there just said he was going to ‘torch my shit’ but I don’t think he could torch a cigarette.
by Dangerlazer November 29, 2024
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Farquaad

A Farquaad is an arrogant man/male who makes others feel inferior through posturing and excessively asserting themselves during conversations.

They present themselves as being of superior intellect and use their tone of voice to belittle others and minimise attention when proven incorrect.

They are a caricature of a person. You sense inauthenticity & bravado when around this person.

The term Farquaad comes from the Shrek character Lord Farquaad.
You are having a meal with a group of friends and a guy is telling you exactly what he thinks about a topic and why your stance is incorrect. You start to feel less intelligent than him & begin to doubt your thoughts - even though you know you are correct.

He's a farquaad.
by SCD123 March 2, 2024
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Lord Farquaad

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.
Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019
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Farquaad

If you get called this YOUR SHORT AND HAVE NEVER TALKED TO A WOMEN
You farquaad
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