Farnhawk

An unorthadox haircut in the style of a traditional "mohawk" or a widened version of a mohawk. What sets this particular haircut apart from other mohawks is its "Fahrney" color, a reddish brown that is not sold in stores, i.e. Wal-mart due to scientists inability to reproduce the ungodly aweful color. Though it's precise origins are unknown, the Farnhawk is believed to have originated somewhere in Tuscarawas county, Ohio or thereabout. Heavy intoxication and a smorgus board of mind altering substances is believed to have played a role in the self mutilation that later was termed the Farnhawk, though it is still unclear as to what mutations led to the Fahrney color. Scientists have offered a gratuitus reward for information leading to a farnhawk as they are extremely rare.(only 1 known example ever recorded) Chinese scientist Ste Fan Wei stated: (translated) "We wish to isolate the Farnhawk, and find out what caused this unique phenomena so that we can ensure this autrocity never happens again, or at least develope a cure or 12 step plan for recovery."

What the heck is a Farnhawk?

by Steve Fahrney April 26, 2010

Farnham Chant

(n) A rediculous chant consisting of retarded inside jokes combined together. The Farnham Chant involves hand movements and rediculous comments. Most people will run away while hearing the farnham chant.

"The Farnham Chant was beginning to implode my brains," said McBobus

by ChaosChronicle January 6, 2004

Farnham Heath End School

The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.

Ralph: What school do you go to?

Sarah: Farnham heath End School

Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me

by Toby hallows March 13, 2023

Roni John Farinas

Roni (RJ) Farinas is a basketball player that loves LEBRON. Roni is a shifty guard who loves to shoot that damn ball.

"Dont let Roni John Farinas shoot"

by bizzyerMCjigerBandzzzz April 17, 2023

Farihan

A bombing, fajita-eating, curry munching, paki, who is actually from Bangladesh. Has over 10000 cousins all with similar sounding names.

Man, if you eat one more bowl of that curry, you might turn into a Farihan.

by fajita noodles October 7, 2020

fariha

COOLEST OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE EVERRRR

Fariha loves the biebs.

by fariha hazrat December 1, 2020

Farnham

To be a farnham, is essentially to be the worst at everything. You fail to achieve on every field of play.

Boy, Aaron is quite the farnham. We need to whoop his ass.

by Deaner August 23, 2004