i farded on my own boaner

when i farded on my boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner

by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021

fartled

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

by KRF99 March 17, 2008

Fardensation

Fardensation: When farting on a cold window, there will be a little bit of condensation on it, from the heat of your fart.
Fardensation

We found this track on the interwebs, and it was way dirtier then Fardensation on a window.

by Mattbee July 8, 2011

Fartlek

Fartlek, (Swedish: “Speed Play”), approach to distance-running training involving variations of pace from walking to sprinting aimed at eliminating boredom and enhancing the psychological aspects of conditioning.
In simple terms, starting as a jog , slowly increasing your speed and ending it as speed run.

This treadmill workout is a fartlek workout that will not only help improve your speed, but also help prevent boredom on the treadmill.

by YourUrbanPerson March 4, 2022

fartle

to startle unwary persons with a fart

my dog was asleep nearby, I did a loud fart, he woke up, sniffed the air and ran away fartled

by uknowidid March 12, 2010

Farple

A commonly used term for a nipple fart.

me: "Ramsey!"
Ramsey: "What?"
me: "Fart+Nipple=Farple"
Ramsey: "Haha!"

by Ciarán Roberts March 27, 2009

Cum Fargle

The act of blowing bubbles of cum out of one's anal cavity by farting, which produces a gargling sound. There must be at least two bubbles of cum fated out to be considered a Cum Fargle.

These two Russian dudes exploded in Jayna Oso's anus.. then she proceeded to cum fargle for like twenty seconds.

by WalkerJ December 16, 2008