FAPLAW

Also, "F.A.P.L.A.W."

Abbreviation: "Fat Ass Psychotic Lazy Ass Windbag."

Short-hand title for the Purplepotamus.

Purplepotamus: O my gawd! You can't send this letter out like this! I'll get in trouble!

Zeke: This has nothing to do with you!

Purplepotamus: Yes it does!

Zeke: Then if you don't like it, why don't you, oh, I dunno, do your own work?

Purplepotamus: Becawwwwwwse Joel won't let me leave my desk!

(She storms off.)

Zeke: Motherfucking FAPLAW!!!

by Krakky McKraken October 22, 2007

Fappagy

and orgy where you fap each other instead of sex

a group of people tapping each other off without having sex. I.e. a hand job or cheeky finger or two!

Fancy a Fappagy

by cheeky fappers November 7, 2012

fapwagon

When a person is masturbating while driving

Hey Joelle did I see you fap wagoning at the stop light?

"Yes"

Hey Joelle did I see you fapwagon ing at the stop light?

"Yes"

by xkylieex December 14, 2014

falagalan

You start flailing your arms around.

I threw a little bit of shit at a wall and it stuck so I'm falagalan

by Fancy Squid October 16, 2020

Falagian

The coolest most handsomeist and smartest people have this last name.

HIS NAME MUST BE RODRIGO ROCHA FALAGIAN CUASE OF HOW COOL HE IS !

HOLY SHIT THAT HAS TO BE A FALAGIAN

by Rodrigo Rocha Falagian January 24, 2024

Fallagaming

The competitive, bad-faith practice of hunting for any possible fallacy in an opponent's argument with the pre-emptive assumption that all their points are therefore false. It's treating logical fallacies as a magic "I win" button in a debate. The Fallagamer isn't interested in truth or understanding; they're playing a procedural game where scoring fallacy-points lets them dismiss the entire opposing view without consideration. It's the ultimate in intellectual laziness disguised as rigor.

Example: "He lost the argument on the merits, so he switched to Fallagaming. 'Your source? Potential bias. Your analogy? Faulty. Your conclusion? Might be a non sequitur. Therefore, everything you said is invalid.' He didn't refute a single fact, but he walked away smug, convinced he'd 'won' by gaming the rules of formal logic."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

falagal

a chill person or something that is a vibe

your so falagal

that party was such a falagal party

by Nathan Koenig February 1, 2026