Fatphobia

Fatphobia is a phobia in which overweight people will call you out for not liking fat people. Also a word used to use as a excuse to not go to the gym and continue to eat junk food.

"You have Fatphobia for telling me to exercise"

by blindhut May 28, 2021

Fatphobic

Used by dumb fat cunts who eat nothing but McDonalds to make themselves feel superior to healthy people while 6 weeks away from their 4th heart attack.

Insta Photo: "Just lost 50Kg this year!"
Fat cunt: "OMG How dare you be so Fatphobic! #CANCELLED"

by idk6000 May 20, 2022

fatphile

Individual who loves fat people, like fat kids love cake

Dude loves big girls, he is such a fatphile

by afflictedmuse April 14, 2011

Fartpedo

Being 100% confident with yourself that you need to fart, so you push as hard as you can to do the best fart possible. But instead of farting, you shoot shit at a fast speed directly into ones underwear.

"May I please be excused From the dinner table"

"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"

"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"

by Bigstick_69__ September 7, 2016

fatphobic

A term used by insecure obese people (mostly post-teenage and early adult females) to make themselves feel better about being overweight. These same obese people like to use "fatphobic" to mock those who are skinny or trying to lose weight, when they're (the obese people) just jealous of their body shape and/or efforts to lose and maintain their weight. This term is mainly used by the Fat Acceptance Movement on TikTok.

1: I'm so glad I finally lost 8 kgs(16 lbs)!
2: You're happy you lost weight!?! You're so fatphobic! We can't be friends anymore.

by smallmochafrappe July 29, 2022

Carbon footprint

The black soot left on ones crack pipe which seems to be with only the most annoying of pipe smokers. It never seems to disappear thus becoming one's carbon footprint

Geez have you seen lornes carbon footprint on his pipe it must go back ages!!!

by Privatejohnson November 17, 2019

This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay

When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't

"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."

"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"

by honeycloudss January 4, 2021