Fagbooker

People who are at the age of where they should have a facebook. But refuse to get one because they want there backgrounds on myspace of weed because they want people to believe that they smoke it.

Girl 1: Last night i was looking at Jasons pictures on facebook, why dont you have one.

Boy: because i have to keep people thinking that i actually smoke weed

Girl: Oh so your a fagbooker

by heatlions22 July 11, 2009

fanooking

a step above saying 'fucking' when you are mad.

THIS IS FANOOKING BONKERS BITCH

by bigmacmealdeal October 29, 2018

FagBook

A computer for gay men and grandma, the MacBook.

Oh great, my FagBook needs to an expensive trip to the repair shop yet again.

by m0thra February 27, 2023

fandook

an extremely long penis with a small gurth. It shares a resemblance to spaghetti

"Damn bruh, i got a fandook"
"wtf is that"
"man my shit look like spaghetti*
*oh damn*

by retardedmonotheisms June 21, 2023