Baguettes

chicks who date douche bags

Whoa. Chaz just found himself a new baguette. Chaz, my friend with a Moroccan goddess tan and roid rage that only rivals his infinity for shiny hair, got himself one of hundreds of baguettes.

by Rian Rami April 8, 2010

Anne Fagette

A name that sounds like an faggot.

Barry: What you just said sounds like something Anne Fagette would say...

Ben: What the fuck man?! What I said doesn't sound gay at all!

Barry: Noooo, I said Anne Fagette.

Ben: Who's that?

Barry: Uuhh...a poet...

by chickewingzbruh February 16, 2017

Fagette

A "fagette" is a gay man's female friend who, instead of lusting after him as a Fag Hag would, encourages him and is usually just as slutty and wild as he is. a fag hag goes with you to the club and when you want to go home with a hot trick, she says, "how could you just abandon me?" A fagette says,"Work your shit, baby". A fag hag says," do you like my purse? I got it at TJ Max on sale." A fagette says, "It was a gift from the designer." A fag hag says, "Why are you making out with that guy? Why aren't you paying attention to me?" A fagette says, "Baby, hold my purse while I go fuck that security guard."

Jonny brought his "fagette" entourage with him to the bar tonight. He's looking to score.

by Fairy-Fagette December 28, 2010

faguette

the new gay breads they use at fast-food restaurants to make the food "gourmet"

the new sandwiches at arby's are made with faguettes. why can't they just leave well enough alone? and where are my jalepeno bites?!

by sandeebean96 March 24, 2008

Faguette

faguettes

people that like to use French bread (aka. baguettes) as sex toys.

hi! my name's Nikki, and I'm a faguette!.

Cynar is a big faguette.. and so is Sarah..

by Charles Sebastian T. June 20, 2019

Faguette

A gay baguette. This is used if u want to call a gay French person a mean name because they need to go oui oui baguette somewhere else. (I don’t recommend saying this if u are not apart of the el gee bee tea community.)

STUPID FAGUETTE GO OUI OUI BAGUETTES CQUASANT SOMEWHERE ELSE UGH.

by Puusy pop girlllllll ;-; November 29, 2022

flying faguette

The name given to a person who has ascended to full gayness. Their blood is pumping with sperm and cannot be defeated. They are truly terrifying and being called a faggot increase there power.

Wow my friend Carson is a flying faguette

He must be extremely gay

by You have been Game Ended October 27, 2019