Massiv Fagget!

Not to be confused with Massive Faggot.
The term Massiv Fagget refers to someone who disappoints his/her friends. Almost always used as a joke to show your disappointment.

Note: Always hold the M when saying this phrase.
eg. MMmmmmmmmassiv fagget!

Friend 1: Do you wanna go do something today with Jimmy and I?

Friend 2: Nah sorry, I'm kinda tired.

Friend 1: Ohhh, mmmmassiv fagget!

Friend 2: I know, I know, I'm sorry. We'll do something tomorrow.

by PEACH-HAT March 13, 2008

Mert is a fagget

Dates back to the old ottoman days when the Merts of Trabzon would spout on about some stupid intel shit.

"Mert is a fagget"

by Warrick Davis November 1, 2021

Hollister Fagget

Any male who works at Hollister and wears Hollister clothing that reminds you of a gay person.

"Yo, that guy looks like a total fagget, he must work at Hollister!"

"Yeah, must be one of those Hollister Faggets!"

by GGG127five August 15, 2009

Fagget Meal

Dessert

Do you want to get some dessert, Jim? (immediately following the main course). Oh, you mean fagget meal. No, i'm good, that fruity and chocolate shit is for women and gays.

by Johnny H. rico January 12, 2009

Fagget sticks

Candles

What did you get johnny for christmas?

I got him some candles.

Oh, you got him some fagget sticks. i'm sure he's gonna love that winning present. Last time i checked he wasn't a fugdepacker.

by johnny H. rico January 12, 2009

captain fagget

Homosexual derivative of the well known (yet embarassing) Captain Planet. May be used to describe an extensively homosexual individual, or a leader of a homosexual troupe.

Max: Hey, its Captain Fagget Ted!

by TwTmastr December 25, 2008

internet fagget

Dumb people who can't talk shit in real life so they do it in chat rooms or websites like myspace.

Internet Fagget: Stupid artard, you think you are so tuff, I will kick your ass at chess and digimon.

Normal Person: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'll put my boot in you're ass.

Internet Fagget: ...

by Teeta January 25, 2008