The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.
by Numpumpum March 24, 2020
Get the Faffmug. Stands for "forever a fuckface". Also known as a person who is such a fuckface, there is no way anything could fix that.
by saltypretzzel January 12, 2018
Get the FAFFmug. "Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
by Moffyr December 30, 2022
Get the faff-handedmug. by Krimson10 March 7, 2025
Get the Faffmug. A word used to call attention to a specific event; Used when angry or frustrated; May also be used to cause fear or anxiety
\"Excuse me, Faff?\"
\"You kids... you just make me... FAFF!\"
If you dont stop raping that old man, i\'ll Faff until tomorrow!\"
\"You kids... you just make me... FAFF!\"
If you dont stop raping that old man, i\'ll Faff until tomorrow!\"
by Chuck Biscuits November 9, 2006
Get the faffmug. Acronym/Adjective
The American version of the word which is mostly opposite of the lazy, British version.
An American Faff is a fit as fuck female.
Finally America is moving away from the fat fucks it has been known to breed, to cultivating female dime pieces in every generation.
And Fit dudes (Fudds), love Faffs!
The American version of the word which is mostly opposite of the lazy, British version.
An American Faff is a fit as fuck female.
Finally America is moving away from the fat fucks it has been known to breed, to cultivating female dime pieces in every generation.
And Fit dudes (Fudds), love Faffs!
Fudds love Faffs!
by jayrango.us April 27, 2024
Get the Faffmug. 