Factional

A fact that became fiction, due to excess exaggeration. Usually describing stories told by others.

The story John told you about the party was so factional, he didn't get laid at all.

by Martin Martyr March 18, 2009

factored

Adjective: Showing or expressing the symptoms of taking drugs, most commonly pot. AKA Stoned, High.

Rory was very factored during the test.

Rory got factoed before the test.

by FactorMaster January 31, 2004

Old Fashioned Christmas

When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.

Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Old fashioned thumb around

It's when someone comes up in front of you and proceeds to give you a hug, but then reaches around and pulls (or rather inserts) a fast one by inserting their thumb into your asshole.

I gave Mary the old fashioned thumb around at Walmart the other night. You should have seen her face!

by Steamer Bean May 14, 2018

good old fashioned fun

Sex

Phone conversation with:
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.

Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.

by Mr. Mannnn July 25, 2016

Red Faction Guerrilla

A video game for Xbox 360, Ps3, and PC. Developed by Volition, Inc. and published by THQ. Its a game that takes place on Mars and the environment is destructible.

I was playing Red Faction Guerrilla last night and I blew up the supports on this building and killed like 6 bad guys inside it was SICK.

by Aic4ever December 23, 2009

Old fashioned gay

A gay male who wants to date someone and not just hookup on the first meeting. Said man would love to go on many dates and get to know the other human-being he's sitting across from. Essentially the "old fashioned gay" wants to " court" their potential mate and find what " makes them tick". The OFG is not interested in any form of Hookup, even if presented the chance. The OFG is a rare breed and the KOG( kind of guy) your mother wants for you and the KOG you want to bring home to meet the family and friends. The OFG is slow in the beginning but once he knows you, be prepared to have your world rocked! THE OFG: Timeless.......... gram em when you find em, and husband them up before someone finds them. Because, you; have just landed, the illusive; OFG.

Joe is going to bring Dan to that new car museum that's opening today, Dan mentioned on their first date that he(Dan) loves old muscle cars, so Joe secretly bought opening day tickets for them months in advance. Man Joe is such an Old fashioned gay, who else would remember that from a first date?

by informyoself July 7, 2014