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La Familia

The Family- You pledge loyalty to it at all times. This version of the family is not your mom dad cousin aunt uncles. Its a protective crime family.
Welcome to The Family!
Your Part of The Family now!
La Familia by Jim April 17, 2005

Black Mesa Research Facility 

A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.
The Black Mesa Research Facility is boring. Fuck I guess I'll go work for Aperture Science.

Familiarant 

A restaurant popular among a group of friends and/or family members. An eating establishment that is visited often.
Mom: hey I don't feel like cooking tonight. I'm going to just go pick up a 20 piecer from KFC.

Kids: Alright! Goin' with the familiarant! *jumping high five*
Familiarant by Starshadow January 16, 2010

familiar 

A mortal being subserviant to a vampire, effectively in their control by a type of attraction or affection felt on a primal level. Since they are being controlled subliminally, some often seem to have a personal reason for their service to their lords. Can be man or animal, regarding the fact that control over a higher evolved mind requires a more powerful aura. The most talented of vampires have even been known to control lost souls caught between life and death.
"Remember that my eye is ever watchful as the gleam behind the those of my faithful familiars."
familiar by Aaron March 15, 2005

tailgate familiar 

Someone you meet and recognize, but your not sure how you know them. If you frequent college football tailgates, chances are your paths have crossed very early on a cold fall Saturday morning.
Jessica: Scott, this is Brad - Brad, this is Scott.
Scott: Brad I think I know you -- you're tailgate familiar.

Stroking my familiar 

When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.
Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."

Gaz: "That sucks."
Stroking my familiar by Boleynlady November 29, 2011