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Faceplant

When someone makes a ridiculous status update when you've left your computer signed into Facebook.
Dude just came on to his brother via status update! FACEPLANT!
by Hoju ju December 16, 2010
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faceplant

When a man or woman plants their face between another persons legs.
Yo dude, Johnny faceplanted Maria last night!
by harley_jack81 April 14, 2009
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faceclaw

a simple facepalm, followed by the dragging of your fingernails down ur face
guy; i just ate a donut and humped a wall to impress a girl

Guy 2; *faceclaw*
by romnom October 23, 2010
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FACEPLANT

When someone plasters private information about you all over Facebook.
Grandma Faceplant's the fact that you're pregnant WAY before you want anyone to know
by ajpf November 5, 2010
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Faceplant

To brag about your skills whilst completely fucking up on a routine basis
Don't faceplant on such an easy move.
by Coolio2015 March 30, 2016
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Faceplant (noun)

1. The end point for a catastrophic loss of equilibrium during a ballistic biped activity, which results in a reorientation to a more stable form, that being a tripod, where the contact point for one of the legs is ... the face.

2. When used as a metaphor, the speed, mass and impact site involved in a traditional faceplant is exchanged for the planter’s wealth, power, fame and/or intent. Stability of form, or the metaphoric tripod, is a fundamental reduction in available choices, combined with humiliation, the ultimate expression of which is ... the mug shot.

3. Faceplants can be employed in male bonding. The ritual faceplant was popularized by the Jackass movies, where the participants engaged in voluntary, shared activities resulting in epic levels of humiliation and/or pain.
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's faceplant landed him in jail.
by aMountainClimber September 8, 2016
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faceplant

Faceplant (noun)

1. The end point for a catastrophic loss of equilibrium during a ballistic biped activity, which results in a reorientation to a more stable form, that being a tripod, where the contact point for one of the legs is ... the face.

2. When used as a metaphor, the speed, mass and impact site involved in a traditional faceplant is exchanged for the planter’s wealth, power, fame and/or intent. Stability of form, or the metaphoric tripod, is a fundamental reduction in available choices, combined with humiliation, the ultimate expression of which is ... the mug shot.

3. Faceplants can be employed in male bonding. The ritual faceplant was popularized by the Jackass movies, where the participants engaged in voluntary, shared activities resulting in epic levels of humiliation and/or pain.
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's faceplant landed him in jail.
by aMountainClimber September 8, 2016
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