facebake

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

by myjosephine February 24, 2010

Facetweak

The expression facetweak is made for facebook tweakers

Look at her facetweaking.

by BiiG BLaZe May 11, 2011

ex-facebeau

An ex-boyfriend who becomes friends with you on Facebook hoping to get into your pants again.

My husband is so pissed, Eddie, my ex-facebeau, just invited me to his art opening in Soho.

by dear frannie January 27, 2009

facebraggin

(feys-brag-ging) verb; to post irrelevant information about yourself that no one really cares about on Facebook to boast because your insecure and want people to know you are special.

Did you his facebraggin post?

"Just got back from Turks and Caicos Islands on vacation, I'm so exhausted!"

by beniop October 27, 2009

FaceBukake

Using FB to show your Ex all the hot chicks you are banging now that you no longer in a sexless/funless/lifeless completely sufficating relationship with her! -KJP

Dude, seriously those pix of you at CampVagas, awesome and totally FaceBukake

by hotrocksguy July 13, 2010

facebragging

when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them.

Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, im crying my eyes our right now'

Dude did you see Emily's status? She really needs to stop facebragging. No one cares.

by Linda Brooks July 8, 2009

Facebragging

Using your facebook status updates to brag about anything and everything you can possibly think of

"OMG I'm so sick of seeing Amanda's status updates, she is constantly facebragging!!"

by idontwannatellyou February 3, 2010