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Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.
She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.
by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008
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Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.
Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.
by iamamanufan January 12, 2011
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face like a cats arse.

A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats arse. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips.
Person: that woman's got a face like a cats arse.
by antaneous1 September 19, 2006
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face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing
Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
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Face like a Brexiter

Sour faced. miserable old sod ( or ‘Gammon’ )
Never smiles. Resents everything and everyone . See also “Face like a slapped-Arse”
See that old biddy with a Face Like A Brexiter complaining about the Darkies coming over here while the Jamaican nurse changes her incontinence pads
by JosefKerr September 27, 2018
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face like a busted bum

Seriously ugly.
From Australia.
Aussies and Brits often use the word bum instead of arse (ass)

So it stands to reason that a busted bum would be a lot more unattractive than one that isn't busted.
"Check out this chick, she's got a face like a busted bum!"
by Pastor Flagon April 22, 2014
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