Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

face like a dropped meat pie

someone with a really, really, really, rediculously ugly face

frank has a face like a dropped meat pie.

by Mini-D October 17, 2005

Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet

yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!

by Scriney93 November 8, 2010

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

by jazzyd October 7, 2008

Face like a bucket of burnt Lego

someone who is a bit of a Minger, or Munter.

Jocelyn Wildenstein has a face like a bucket of burnt Lego

by tuna luna August 11, 2006

Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008

face like a fat girls fanny

An unattractive face, unless your into obese sex

Steve Bruce has a face like a fat girls fanny

by hardorhome November 5, 2011