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Absolute

Something only a Sith deals in.
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020
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fabsolutely

fucking absolutely also fabulous and absolutely. Used to describe emphatic acceptance in a positive situation.
-hey are you gonna do that hot guy with the fine threads?

-fabsolutely!
by molilisabelle August 27, 2005
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absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
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absolute banger

A song that's so good, you always crank the volume up. Something all your friends listen to.
Brad: "Hey Matt, want to listen to this song?"
Matt: "You know it, this song is an absolute banger!"
by JakeBallz7 November 3, 2021
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Absolute Unit

“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”
by Panda Halo June 15, 2018
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Absolute Virtue

Often considered the most difficult Notorious Monster in Final Fantasy XI. An entity prisoned by 7 Jailers. Much confusion existed concerning the first Linkshell to legitimately defeat said creature without utilizing the use of glitches. Recently having been "gimped" a touch, it has been beaten many times, although, the majority of those victories being from the use of many Kraken Club wielding Dark Knights.
"We fought Absolute Virtue for 3 hours and we can't beat him... hmm... I KNOW... LET'S NERF HIM!!!
by Capeten January 24, 2009
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absolute crab

When things aren't going to plan, for better or for worse, they are going "absolute crab."

Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.
"Man I can't believe we got disqualified"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"

"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"
by psees September 18, 2019
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